See my little honeys, mama made a quick trip to Hollywood and still loves all of you!

Hello!!!! Oh my little goodness, my little cookies, my little baby pequeno chile pepper eaters. Wash your fingers and lick my paws. I feel like such a lamb, so furry I have to shave EVERYTHING. If I had the eyelashes of my little boy flash in the pan, Paulo, I would never ever have to use fakies. Did I say fakies? JAJAJA… oh don’t fake anything but your make up and your tears, ladies. Shout it! Now, your mama baby kitty wants you to meow with me right now because I have a story to share with you. Let’s sit at mama’s table. Pour your tea and me and hold me for one second. Because I need you that’s why! Now run to me! Your Enrique was in Hollywood yesterday, dashing about with a fun crowd at the pink Starbucks in Pacific Palisades. You know the one, right? It’s so pink and luscious and you can sit and talk to the stars like they’ve been your hoochie girlfriends for years. I saw Anthony Hopkins again and told him straight out like any hoochie mama should that he can talk and I’ll listen! There’s more. You know the fat lady who I love so much and talked about very recently because she has a new TV show. You know it! Kirstie Alley! We talked make up. We talked sunshine. We felt like dandelions and oh she is a rabbit out of a cage and smells like honey and loves Tazo Tea, refresh, honeys, refresh... I have to say that she is a darling of darlings. But let me tell you one more personality your mama met. Mama met this little baby girl who is in so many movies. She’s a doll and I held her. Yes I did, shout it! Christina Applegate! That daughter from Married with Children. She was in that movie The Sweetest Thing with Cameron Diaz and Selma Blair. Her character was soooo player-player girl and she found out so wrong that you can settle down at the end. Is that what mama is going to find out? Tell Paulo that I am going to settle down one day and then slap me with your frigidity because mama wants to swing from the world like a cherry blossom caught on your branches. That’s mama talk for you, and you, and you! Now one last time, welcome me back to town and run to me because I deserve to hold all of you!